Fatwah?

According to a bulletin from the Analog Kid at Random Nuclear Strikes, this blogger had an actual, By God (pun intended) "Fatwah" issued on him.

Alrighty then! I hear the rumble of distant guns! Locked and Loaded, SIR!

WARNING: The rest of this post will contain foul language, which I deem appropriate to discribe our enemy.

If any of you rag-head rug pilots who heard that fatwah are reading THIS blog, you might put a cc on that fatwah, goat-hosers. Make it read: Rivrdog. And while you're on the way up from your cozy little house down near Portland State University (yes, I DO know where you live, I hung with the dude who taught a lot of you backpacking and outdoor skills, remember?), stop and pick up a tube of KY Jelly. You will know my neighborhood when you get close to it, just roll down the car window and listen for the banjos.....

BWAAAAHAHAHA! CLICK! (as a 29-rounder goes into the receiver of the carbine).

In case you're all jihadded-up after Friday Prayers, we are holding your 72 virgins hostage here, so you'll have to come and take them from us. They might not want to go back with you though, because they've all been lying with rednecks while they've been out here, and now that they know real meat, few of you needle-dicked bugfuckers are going to be able to do much for them again.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, your timing for local jihad is perfect: we need a live-critter tune up for High Cascade Buck season.

And another little piece of intel for you wannabe terrorists: we are all armed, of course, and none of us signed the Geneva Convention, so all our arms are loaded with Hollow Point ammo. Those little cavities in the bullets are dandy for filling with bacon grease. They'll smart plenty when they hit you clean, but filled with grease, they'll expand better and even your God will damn you to hell with just a flesh wound.

Another thing, our Animal Control has had it's funding reduced too much to pick your flat ass up off the roadside, and our human-ambulances don't carry animals, so you better tell your cousin (yes, the one with your sperm running out of his ass) that he's not a fighter now, he's a litter carrier (pun intended, again).

To My God, I pray, again, for just a little more time with good eyesight. I want to hit each of those fatwah-quoting pukes at least 5 times before I lower the weapon.

UPDATE: 071705 2030 PDT: Hmmmm....it seems that blogger Chris Byrne, who attracted the "fatwah", is connected with a group of TX gunbloggers, and even to the redoubtable Kim duToit, a master gunblogger and Chamberlain of the Nation of Riflemen.

For these wannabe jihaddis, I can't imagine a worse place to begin any personal Jihad in the US of A than Texas. Unless it was Alaska, where the sandy sodomites would wind up at bear bait.

REUPDATE: 071705 2130 PDT: More blogs are chipping up to the cup on this one: So far, I've heard of/read about it in Knowledge is Power, Doc Russia's blog, Jim at Smoke on the Water, Snugg Harbor, and there are probably more.

Huntin' time.

Comments

[Guy S.]

I tell you what, the alphabet agencies must be going nuts about this....they know on one hand they have to do their best to keep order, yet on the other hand this is a publicly stated enemy who wears no uniform, and openly professes to belong to one of the major "religions" of the world. One which has tens of thousands in this country which follow that faith. But they do not speak out against the evil in their midst. So now they are faced with the very real threat that sooner or later folks may just take things into their own hands....for the safety of themselves and those they love. The threat against Chris is real...if it or any other is acted upon by Islamists or their agents....that will be the spark setting off some major moves toward enough is enough....unless we do to them what was done to the Japanese during WWII. This time, the threat is real, the enemy willingly covert (cowardly at that). I don't think the government would have a choice. Do you?

[lvgunner]

As a member of Team Infidel, who participated with Chris in the "Evil Desecration", I thank you all for the support.

[Wilhelm Mboto]

And maybe Clinton's Administration should have put all you gun loving, slackjawed Timothy McVeigh wannabes into internment camps as well.

FYI: The "banjo" is an African import, not a Redstate innovation.

[Guy S.]

Two things...one sorry for the 2 extra track backs...not sure what caused that...but feel free to take two of those bad boys outta there. Secondly, it seems ol' Wilhelm, wondered over from mysite to yours...you may fire at will.

[Wilhelm Mboto]

Actually, I posted here first.

[Rivrdog]

Mboto, you are just trying to goad me into saying you are a legitimate target. I won't say that, yet.

I haven't seen your face.