The investigation is still going on, but it seems that a mass hammer slaying has been perpetrated in Amish country in PA, with six victims.
This about does it for me. To hell with the Constitutional Right to Keep and Bear Hammers, I demand that the BATFE march into PA and confiscate all hammers, NOW!
It matters not how peaceful you are on the surface, ANYONE is capable of picking up a hammer and violently ending human life with it. The only sure way to prevent this violence is to end private possession of hammers.
Now, I heard that certain members of this "peaceful" community are also armed with Buggy Whips. PETA tells me that there is no earthly reason to whip your buggy horse, so possession of buggy whips in this age is also a shameful chapter out of our violent past, and this weapon must also be proscribed.
Hammers and buggy whips. Our progressive culture can't stand the degradation caused by the proliferation of these weapons in private possession.
End the Right to Keep and Bear Hammers and Buggy Whips now!
Tip of the wig to Counselor David Hardy.
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