That would be the Carnival of Cordite, of course, edition #79! Take your wireless PDA so you can read it in comfort while waiting in line to vote.
You don't HAVE a wireless PDA?
Get with the 21st Century, people.
Read it while waiting for your limo to come and take you to the polls.
Excuse me, that was for early (multiple?) voting last week in Denver, and was aimed at the po' folk, who may need help voting (and reading). Disregard.
Just get out and vote!
It's your DUTY, damnit!