Humor, please

It's been an ugly week so far, so I decided to post some humor, something I haven't done in a while.

H/T to Major Stroh for this one.

The FBI, DEA and CIA all argue that they are the best law enforcement agency in the world, so to find out once and for all which of them really is they devise a competition.

They release a rabbit into a forest, and whichever agency finds it first will be declared the best.

The FBI goes first. After two weeks of interviewing plants and animals, the FBI concludes that no rabbit has ever existed.

The DEA goes next. After burning down half the forest and defoliating the rest, they also find no rabbit.

The CIA goes last, and after a few moments, agents drag out a badly beaten bear, screaming "Ok, Ok! Yes, I'm a rabbit!"

Yep, perfect timing. As some of the details of the FeeBee's work in the anthrax case leak out, I can certainly see the motivation for that joke...

Comments

[HKPistole]

what has four legs and one arm?

a happy Rottweiler.

...

mheh.

[Brick Oven Bill]

Here’s one for you Rivrdog;

The Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality says that, if things continue as they are, all Americans will be obese in forty years.

I say that if a banana was red and round and tasted like an apple, it would be an apple.

Hahahahaha.