Problem for Islam

This is huge. All those randy Jihadis are now told that eating pork will make them better lovers. Who just told them that? A woman!

I predict that the Mad Mullahs of Qom will now have to come up with a campaign to counter this denunciation of one of their main tenets of faith.

Lessee, what could they come up with?

How about, "Make it with a goat, and you're still faithful?"

Or, how about this: "Free Viagra in Paradise, you won't need to eat pork."

I'm sure my readers can come up with their own versions of a slogan supporting the practice of Halal (or Kosher, for that matter).

Have at it, the Islam you save will keep your children's military future alive.

Comments

[Yabu]

They will kill the woman...probably in public.