Another case of Zipper Failure takes down GEN David Petraeus, whose most recent assignment was to run the CIA.
I guess if the fact of your extra-marital relationship gets out, you probably can't be trusted with the rest of our Nation's highest secrets, so a replacement is in order for that command.
Zipper Failure, the hardware/software malfunction best known for tripping up senior officers. Note to all: if the zipper is correctly positioned according to the Manual of (short) Arms, you don't trip on your Richard and you can keep your command.
Is it just me thinking too long on the subject, or does there seem to have been an excess of this excess lately?