So, you want to sell us some Global Warming, eh?

In the NW corner of these YouNighty States, we might be in the market for some, but first, you have to prove you have it in stock (sorta like an AR-15). The Warning Map says you don't...my location is right at the word "Portland", right where the Winter Storm Warning (pink) changes to a Flood Watch (green) at the mouth of the Columbia River Gorge. Kliken-sie zum embiggenen.