You know who you are.
When you admit that you aren't REALLY afraid we'll use our Battle Rifles to kill your kids, but are VERY afraid we might use them to terminate your gang of thieves you call "government", THEN we can have a "conversation" about why we "need" such weapons.
Until then, I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than you are making.
Just sayin', yanno.
Oh, and just so you know, better grab a firex. Those candy-ass pants you're wearing don't seem to be fireproof.
Tip of the coonskin cap to Mountain Mike for projecting the snark-vibes my way, and to someecards.com for the verbal judo.