The Turkey Toots. Yep, I have them. These are frequent, concert-quality, paint-peeling flatus.
How do I know the turkey causes them? Well, I've been gobbling of the gobblers since Tuesday, and that's how long I've been jet propelled.
Wasn't there something on the intartubes about fart-absorbing underwear recently? Do any readers have a link? There are a lot of leftover turkey meals yet to consume.