Nom de plume: Rivrdog

Monday Boobage

OK, OK, they ain't often bare, so sue me. There ain't many bigger, though. You can sue me again because they are fake. Better get 20 lawyers, she's had at least that may enhancement surgeries.

Check her out

Hmmmm. a fighter pilot's wet dream, right, HunDriver John? Navigators, of course, being the more mathematical types, believe that anything more than a cubic mouthful is a waste...

Human Engineering

No, this isn't a scholarly dissertation of some product and it's wonderful ergonometric design.

It's not even a rant about some failure in ergo design.

It's a report of a simple engineering principle and how that principle has been applied to solve a pressing design issue.

...and it's NSFW!!!

Real, or Photoshopped, Part Deux

On the Sabbath, no less. Well, straight from the Garden of Eden, it would seem, so I guess it could be OK, in a twisted sort of way.

Real, or Photoshopped?

Test material below the fold.

Real, or Photoshopped?

I can't determine. I need some help. Comments, please.

Subject matter below the fold.

H/T to the Hun Pilot

Saturday Night Sensitivity Training

This is NSFA - Not safe for anywhere.

BUT IT'S HILLARIOUS (in a perverse sort of way).

H/T to an old 'Nam heli-warrior. I just had to use it, Mace.

Help me out here

Go over to Marcus' site, here, and help me determine whether that is a beached gar of some size, or just a piece of driftwood in the background, behind the fisherman and his two assistants.

"Friday Fishing" at that site is NSFW, if you hadn't been there before.

Oh, and just to ASSuage you language purists out there, I am already aware that my category doesn't quite fit the circumstances here. Thank you for your kind thoughts, though.

Swedish Traffic Control

Always on the lookout for ways to meet the goals of my former profession, may I present a Swedish Trafic Police citizen's auxilliary?

They are definitely getting the message to slow down across to the drivers.

Boobies!

Breast test two!

Try out your sharp eyes on these 20 pair of sweater puppies.

Do not try it if you're on someone else's computer!

Be advised your dutiful blogger/breast tester just barely passed with 14 out of 20. See if you can do better. Report your score in comments, if you are so inclined.

H/T to the EllTee

This is not the way

...to end teenage anorexia.

A "regional government" in Madrid, Spain has imposed body-mass index standards on fashion models at their famous Fashion Week runway modeling extravaganza.

Thin is out.

Naomi Campbell couldn't model there.

I have a solution.

It's NSFW, so continue below the fold on your own computer, not your boss's.

Sweater Puppies

It's an amateurish picture of an amateur model, but if you ever wanted a pictorial definition of "sweater puppies", you'd better get over to Marcus' site and ogle his offering.

Oh, BTW Marcus, a slight difference of opinion here: that bay is too shallow for fishing. Sorry, I just realized that you were CLAMMING! Perfect location for that.