From the beach.
That's Cannon Beach (after all, this IS a gun blog).
It's very mellow here, so it's too hard to work up a rant.
You get gunfunnies instead:
A local boy walks into his favorite bar. He's all agitated, and he pulls a revolver out and waves it around for effect, then yells, "All right! Who in here has been screwing my wife?" There's a pause, then from the dark part of the barroom comes a measured drawl, "Son, you're gonna need more ammo!"
Have a nice day!