Yep, it's time for another compendium of short-bus inanity (or is that inSANity?), wherein the Government appears to be run by short-bus runaways.
- Watch the RINOs pile on the short bus, and plaster their ugly faces against the windows like the herd of doofuses (doo-fi?) that they are. It's all about SYRIA, who is soooooooooooo evil. We must drop the Hammer on them, and put their opposition, the Al-Qaeda, in their place. That worked REAL well in Libya and Egypt, didn't it? BTW, Short Bus doo-fi, where in the Constitution does it say that we may conduct Punic War for any reason? What's next, a Punic War against a nation which doesn't treat it's queers very well? Last I checked, we may conduct war where the United States is directly threatened, and that is all. Did the You-knighted-Nayshuns appoint us world morals monitor while I was dozing? I didn't think so.
- The Short Bus President is getting ready to jet off to St. Petersburg, Russia, for the G-20 economic summit. We don't belong there, because as short-bus financial managers, our Government has failed our economy. The Prez is going anyway. While he's there, he has said that he will meet with Russian LGBT short-bus riders and promote their cause, which is generally frowned upon in Russia. I guess he didn't learn the basic lesson of diplomacy, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do". The converse is also true, "When in Rome, DON'T do your shit if it pisses off the Romans". Ummmm, Mister President, I hate to tell you this, but your advocacy for queers while in Russia breaks their law, which forbids public advocacy of such culture-busting behaviors. Your intentions are public enough to get written up on Facebook, where I learned of this short-bus plan of the POTUS'. Hmmm, maybe the Russians will swear out a warrant for Obama's arrest. High Crime or Misdemeanor? Sounds impeachable to me.
- In New Joisey, a large flatbed tow-truck follows the Short Bus. The tilt-bed tow truck is there to transport Governor Chris Christie to all his RINO appointments. His staff rides the Short Bus. Christie's latest? His social media minions are hard at work erasing every negative comment put up against his Facebook and Twitter posts, and banning the commenters from posting again. Ummmm....didn't Ron Paul try this a few years ago and this tactic failed miserably? Tubby the One-Note Tuba ("ButButBut, I busted the UUUUnions!") just doesn't have a clue, and he belongs on that Short bus, but even it's wheelchair lift can't accomodate his avoirdupois.