If you're a diehard Rivrdog fan:
- Never admit it to either your doctor or an immediate family member, as both of those have the power to have you committed...
- You may read additional Rivrdog posts on Charming, Just Charming blog. The proprietor, GuyK and his blushing bride Sweet Thing and their mutt Sassy are going on vacation to Oklahoma (AlGore hasn't been there because there's no InterWeb there, apparently). He has invited a few stalwarts to guest-post on his blog while he is gone. So far, Yours Truly and VW, proprietor of One Happy Dog Speaks blog are doing the honors for now. VW is a young mother of two active lads just getting out of the toddler stage, and I am an old father of 4 grown children who think I am doddering....but that's called COUNTERPOINT!
So, follow me over to Guy's place, and wish him bone voy-ager as he trucks his way East to Sooner Country.
It's a good thing they can't issue warrants for the arrest of guest bloggers who take indecent liberties with a blog......heheheheheheheh!
For VeeDub, I'm on the other Coast, so the indecent liberties don't apply to you....anyway, my Mom told me that I have to be a Gentleman when I'm South of Mason's and Dixon's Line, so if I ever get there, there STILL won't be any indecent liberties.
Adjutant, get me that French bugler we have on loan. Tell him to sound Surrender, he'll know how to blow it.
I have to get off this battlefield while I still have ANY ass left, and before it takes the entire Division Fire Brigade to put out these flames.
Posted by: Rivrdog | October 28, 2006 at 20:18
Rivrdog and "B" were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Rivrdog
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there. "B" promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled Rivrdog out.
When Nurse Ratched became aware of "B"'s heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell "B" the news she said, "B", I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.
The bad news is, Rivrdog, the patient you saved, hung himself right after
you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but
he's dead."
"B" replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"
lol..................the commandress
Posted by: commandress | October 28, 2006 at 16:03
Commandress, rumor had it that you were the technical advisor for Louise Fletcher in her role as Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Just kidding, put down that whip....
Posted by: Rivrdog | October 28, 2006 at 14:58
"Never admit it to either your doctor or an immediate family member, as both of those have the power to have you committed..."
screaming it from your roof top works too................lol
commandress@localmentalhospital.commit
Posted by: commandress | October 28, 2006 at 14:45