...and the Rivrdog, owner of ALL the local river bridges, just happens to have some on sale at a discount!
Get them while you still have the eleven for the price of eight discount!
Willamette River bridges for sale, today only!
Now, while I have your attention, Mr. & Mrs. Gullible and all your Gullible offspring who have swallowed the Government/Wall Street line about the recession depression ending soon, please read this article in the San Jose Mercury-News.
Yep, last month, more people were thrown out of work than the previous month, and it happened all over the US of A. That's a fairly-well distributed economic "malaise", I'd say.
You wouldn't say that? I'm sorry, Mr. Gullible, you seemed to have gotten that Kool-aide all over your clean white stock-trader's shirt. Here is a Mexican serape to wear while you have that shirt laundered. Very fashionable these days. Don't like the serape? How about a nice Mao jacket to wear over that stained shirt to hide it, they're also quite cheap now. For some reason, the Chinese want us ALL to wear them.
Yep, boys and girls, the economy is getting worse. We may not have Leno around anymore to tell his daily "the economy is bad, really bad" jokes, but the recession only gets deeper, even as the Dow Jones has added 2,000 points of "irrational exuberance" since it hit "bottom" earlier in the year.
Looking for bargains in the real estate market? Have CASH to buy them? Be my guest, you probably won't lose more than 10-15% before the market REALLY bottoms out. Looking to make a killing in the stock market? Grab a mirror, my fine chump. That busted fool whose image you see is YOU.
Come out of this recession depression in Q3 or Q4 of THIS year?
Sure, we will, and this bridge-buyer's contract is just BEGGING for your signature, Mr. & Mrs. Gullible.
Just don't count your "riches" by looking at all your new US currency with the ink barely dry. It buys less and less every day. Soon, you will need something larger than your money clip to carry enough of it, Mr. Gullible. May I suggest one of these, Mr. Gullible? It will carry plenty of currency, your "real" ID, and still have room for that pistol you will soon need to secure your local travels.
It isn't going to get better anytime soon, folks, you still need to be secure for family survival.
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