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April 18, 2012


Pygmy Rattler

Alrighty, let's begin.
I was just enlightened that your president, Barack Obama, ate dog, snake and grasshopper while growing up in Indonesia.
That is disgusting! Ted Nugent would not eat any of those animals. I have to say, that Ted makes more sense in a day than Obama makes in 39 months.
I may be slithering around a point here, but it's around here somewhere.
As a small snake, I enjoy a grasshopper now and again. However, eating snake is a sin, I don't care who you are.
Dog? No, they lick their genitals.
If the Secret Service was after me, and I had arms, paws, and opposible thumbs, I would...pound their heads on the sidewalk until the hookers and booze rolled up.
Respectfullt submitted,
Sistrurus Miliarius

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