Agents of F.E.T.I.S.H.

Not a new comic book or TV series based on one, it's happening now:

Since perusing the newsworthy Facebook pages for the nonce, it occured to me that the Federal Bureau of Investigation may have been misnamed, and needs an immediate name change more in line with it's current (e)missions.

I propose that Agency be renamed F.E.T.I.S.H.

Federal Exterminators of Truthful Investigation Supporting Hillary.

Okay, it's kinda long for an agency name, but the acronym sticks the landing, eh?

Now, we also need to rename the class of citizens who support FETISH and their work.

I propose that these citizens forever more be referred to as:

D.I.A.P.E.R.(s) - Developmentally Interrupted Americans Pooping Everywhere Reachable. Of course, their lapel symbol is the DIAPER PIN (Personal Identification for Non-continents). Those pins are sometimes known as Safety Pins, but are completed with a jolly little pink or blue plastic head:

https://www.ebay.com/i/142037857426?chn=ps

By now, you can see where this clarification of our society is leading, can't you?

To tie this all together, it turns out that we TRADs (Traditionally Responsible American Defenders) are not trained to handle DIAPERs or their protectors, the FETISH.

We will need some more education. I haven't found that yet. I'm still looking. Maybe this will help:

From a respected progressive news source, we get this support for DIAPERs, and FETISH: https://tinyurl.com/y9e7ldu9

That about wraps up this episode of WAH! (Whacky American History)

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[Merle]

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