...are whacky abuses of the English language, but hopefully, have SOME modicum of redeeming humor in them.
Today's Doofynition:
Krohn's Capitalism: A condition wherein the subject has a shitty economic outlook. Synonymous Doofynition: Obama Capitalism. Not to be cornfused with "Crony Capitalism", that mysterious economic system that the OWS crowd claims to have identified as the root of all economic evil, but somehow, that same OWS crowd can't seem to pin the definition down to the point that it doesn't cover ALL economic activity, even in Holy Socialist nations.