Nom de plume: Rivrdog

"Sanctuary City" leaders cook their own goose

The self-styled "Sanctuary City" mayors and fellow-traveling sycophants had a summit meeting today. They are light on historical perspective. Such a meeting of Mafiosi took place in the '60s, and as a result, many Mafia types were indicted.

 

Comes now a similar meeting of immigration lawbreakers, and with luck and hard work by Jeff Sessions, the same result will befall them that befell the Mafiosi.

Hammer time!

WTF, enviros?

From the Coyote Kid, who notes that these environazis may be long on enthusiasm, but they are woefully short on smarts.

Environazi attack planning:

1. Pick the next four people in the cell seeking placement in the Environazi Hall of Fame.

2. Gather equipment: bicycle u-locks and chain to chain the protestors to the target, also some glue to create further mischief.

3. Transport selves to target, an eeevilll Fracking Energy Company gas station.

4. While proprietor is distracted, chain selves to the gas pumps, deploy the glue to further damage the equipment.

5. Smile for the cameras of the sympatico news media, read the official and obligatory statement condemming fracking and other non-socialist activities.

6. Wait for the constabulary, who had to spend a lot of time delicately cutting locks and chains off of protesters.

7. Declare a victory in the name of Gaia.

According to this report, the op plan was flawlessly executed, save for one thing: the gas station these environazis attacked didn't belong to the eeevilll targeted Fracking Energy Company anymore, it belonged to an individual private person, one Mr. Patel.

DOH!

In one swell foop, these e-nazis have not only made laughingstocks of themselves and their cause, they attacked the property of a friendly foreign-born person. These Indian immigrants have sufficient numbers and cohesiveness in England to cause grave political consequences for any who attack them. They are the equivalent of our Latin voting bloc.

Sic semper tyrannis.

Thursday Thud

This ayem I awaken from indifferent dreams, pry open the crusty old eyes, reach for my tablet and open my email.

This is on top of the stack at the perspac addy:

Rivrdog.typepad.com Team,

I thought you might like to know some reasons why you are not getting enough Social Media and Organic search engine traffic for Rivrdog.typepad.com.

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2. Your company is not doing well in most of the Social Media Websites.

3. Your site is not user friendly on mobile devices.

There are many additional improvements that could be made to your website, and if you would like to learn about them, and are curious to know what our working together would involve, then I would be glad to provide you with a detailed analysis in the form of aWEBSITE AUDIT REPORT for FREE.

Our clients consistently tell us that their customers find them because they are at the top of the Google search rankings. Being at the top left of Google (#1- #3 organic positions) is the best thing you can do for your company's website traffic and online reputation. You will be happy to know that, my team is willing to guarantee you 1^st page Google ranking for most of your targetted keyword phrases in our six month ongoing campaign.

Sound interesting? Feel free to email us or alternatively you can provide me with your phone number and the best time to call you. I am also available to meet you in person and present you this website audit report.
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Best Regards,
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Marketing Consultant

PS I: I am not spamming. I have studied your website and believe I can help with your business promotion. If you still want us to not contact you, you can ignore this email or ask to remove and I will not contact again.

PS II: I found your site using Google search and after having a look over your website I recommend you to implement future technologies such as HTML5 and Responsive Design to make your site more accessible in mobile phone, tablets, desktop etc.

I am immediately struck by the full force of a huge gravity-wave of ignorance coated with lies.

• This schmuck did NOT read my blog at all. Had he done so, he would have detected immediately that this is not a "company", just a collection of thought from an individual.
• This schmuck doesn't even know how to push the spell-checker button on his text editor.
• He never tried out Rivrdog on an Android device, it comes in just fine, and I have read it easily on a Windows Phone as well. I don't own the other brand which charges for shit I get for free on Droids.
• If he really had looked at my blog, he would have noted that it used to be hammered by as many as 2,000 pageviews/day, but then I quit posting gratuitous porn several years back, and lost about 3/4 of my readership. BTW, almost all that readership was from Islamic countries in the Middle East.
• If he had really, REALLY looked at the blog, he would have found the post I wrote several years ago addressing this exact subject, and noting that I was NOT going to turn the blog commercial, because the headhunters at the IRS were said to be compiling lists of those who did so, and bloggers might expect an unfriendly audit.
• As far as Social Media goes, I was probably using it before this schmuck was, and I noted that it did nothing for my numbers.

This blog has two over-arching goals, to teach and inform on issues of the day, and a secondary goal of allowing me to express my feelings on any subject. Expressing them now, you sir, are a schmuck, a liar and a boil on a pox on a pustule on the ass of the planet.

THAT is what we call a Thursday Thud. I might regret it, not having read the news of the day yet, but I am going to award this schmuck the Effinger of the Day, Dummy of the Week AND Maroon of the Month awards.

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on. 

 

Shuttered embassies, part deux

At six ayem local, Fox News shows new spin. Some pol, possibly Rep Ruppersberger, (D) - MD, claims now that "thousands of Al-Qaeda operatives were broken out of jail, and they're all back on the battlefield.". I hadn't heard that "thousands" of inmates escaped in the attacks on the three prisons, in fact I had heard that the majority of the 1,500-1,800 escapees were local bad boyz not affiliated with Al-Q, and maybe 500 were Al-Q hard boys being held. Ruppersberger and his fellow Big Gov't pol from New York, Peter King (R) - NY, have been the loudest pols shouting "fire" in the whole security theater since it was revealed that we all have the NSA in our daily lives. Both of them have been screaming  that the NSA's no big deal, the data is only used to keep us safe so many times that it's a joke on the Beltway now. Both of them have also been claiming that they are privvy to many actual operations that the NSA has stopped by use of the metadata.

I lived in Missouri, so you gotta show me, boys. Unless and until you can actually cite even one instance of this snooping-booty being used to thwart terrorism, and now that the use of it has been revealed, secrecy is no longer important, please shut the f**k up.

The fact is, we have had signals intelligence ever since World War Two, and raw signals intelligence, this "chatter level" the two above gasbags refer to constantly, has always been used just like it is used today, as a more-or-less reliable indicator of enemy activity. At present, it seems to be the ONLY indicator we are using, and THAT is a severe departure from the past use of SigInt, what was previously used only to point out the places to which more detailed intelligence-gathering would be directed.

Next, Fox News offered the REAL reason behind the embassy closures, and that was an insider opinion that Susan Rice doesn't want to have her reputation sullied as NSA Director. THIS one, I believe. She IS "operating out of an overabundance of caution." Yep, this is all about fragile egos, as usual with this Administration.

Readers, this is simply a case of a person with NO military, and little diplomatic experience being thrust into a job that requires it.

It all boils down to that, and that distillation comes right out of the Oval Office, where bluster now replaces rock-solid experience, and where lies replace the truth.

The History books are replete with examples of incompetent empty suits gaining power and wielding it carelessly, with tragic results for the Nations they were leading. Two recent examples are Adolph Hitler and the Kims of North Korea. There IS another side to this. It IS possible to have a person do the job well despite lacking the experience that ought to be required of leaders. That type of President has the uncanny knack for picking helpers of great experience and great leadership talent. Ronald Reagan was one such example. Harry Truman was another. The Chicago Machine currently running our country seems to hail from the first, ugly list of examples, not the optimum-outcome second list.

This Nation has a wealth of leaders who could successfully guide it through this thorny, but not insoluable, issue of Muslim extremism. Our problem at present is that we elected someone who doesn't know how to use a phone book.

Bob Costas STILL hates the Constitution

Jay Leno had Bob Costas on last night, after mega-whore Kate Hudson.

Costas started with a straight-up report on the Affair de A-Rod. Costas DOES know his sportz gossip, I'll give him that much.

Viewers could see the direction this was all going when next, Costas talked about criminal thuggishness in professional sports, using the Hernandez example. Then Jay Leno had a mouth-fumble (perhaps deliberate) and instead of saying "Thug" said "Gun Thug". Bob Costas then launched into a standard anti-gun routine.

First, he gave a very short, half-assed apology for the tone of his remark last fall when he last ran the Constitution into the ground. Then he "affirmed" the Second Amendment in the style of Joe Biden, who doesn't accept that self-defense is a portable right and goes with every citizen wherever they are, not just in their homes, according to the SCOTUS in the Heller decision three years ago.

Then, all this 2A-bashing prep out of the way, Costas delivers his punchline, "If you think you have to go out to dinner with a Glock stuck in your waistband, there's something wrong with you." All of the anti-gun wusses share this opinion, associating personal defense, THE HUMAN RIGHT, with a make-believe personality defect.

Costas obviously has learned nothing in almost a year since his last PR blunder on this subject. He is still a human-rights denier and bigot.

Jay Leno doesn't have any excuse, though. It's almost as if Leno WANTED Costas to reach out with his gun-grabbing, Constitution-negating ideas, because Leno then led a round of applause, applause which included a back-pan wide shot so the camera could take in the whore Kate Hudson applauding, too. Seems like about half the audience applauded to the minimum, but THEY DID NOT CHEER.

From that, Leno ought to take notice: being against the Constitution doesn't get lots of laughs.

Costas, of course, is simply a Mark One Mod Zero gun-banner who has too much exposure.

Leno, as a gun-banner, is about to slip into obscurity when his show goes away next year.

Here's an award for Leno and Costas: The Effinger, and the status of an Enemy of America.

I guess I shouldn't leave the whore Kate Hudson out, either, so she get Dummy of the Week. I give her the lesser award because as a whore, she is not culturally supposed to spend a lot of time in Civics classes, but instead, spend it making money on her back and with her body, which she does quite well.

Two sex boondoggles, today's Effinger

Hmmm....my traffic stats ought to go up with that title, "Sex Boondoggles"....

Oh! The Irony!

Just as my County is having a fit of "tut-tut" over the antics of the County Executive, who had an affair with a subordinate County leader, I get this via FacePlace.

Send a copy of that study to Commission Chairman Cogen. Since he admits to dipping his wick in the local pool, he's likely to have dipped it elsewhere.

Irony: This guy actually did a video on "Marriage Matters to Me" For this he gets the Effinger Award of the Day. I'm also awarding him the Dummy of the Week, and the Maroon of the Month awards. A rare Trifecta for you, Executive/Commissioner, Sir! Oh, I almost forgot, he's also a gun-grabber, but as a lowly Commish, he doesn't make the Illegal Mayors list. Is there an Illegal Councillor/Commish list he might be on?

Look quick, that vid might not be up long. Also, go to the linked poll and vote, even if you aren't from this County.

Eric Holder, you get today's Effinger Award

...for flunking Humanity 101.

Go to Joe's place and read this.

Now, what is it about the concept of humans needing to survive before anything else does Holder NOT get?

The Human Right of self-defense ALWAYS needs strengthening, never lessening. If self-defense is done right, it is NEVER used offensively, and is ALWAYS justified. If not done right, it's some stage of assault, up to homicide. That idea is perfectly clear in FL law and also in every other State's legal code that I ever dealt with (about 5 states). Zimmerman was found Not Guilty because a Jury of his peers (betters, maybe?) decided that his actions, as described in Court, fit the concept of self-defense, and his actions before the act did not detract from that.

That's the end of it.

Race is NOT involved, except by the race-pimps, who are evil people who should be ignored, and usually are, except by REALLY stupid folks or Marxist revolutionaries.

"Stand your Ground" is not involved here, either; that defense, allowable under FL law, was not even raised by Zimmerman's attorneys.

This noise is beginning to sound like a pre-packaged operation put on by the Left, so they are talking about "Stand your Ground" now, being unable to change their script even when it doesn't apply anymore.

"Never let a crisis go to waste" is also being used by the Left, and Holder will likely drag his feet on "deciding" whether or not to charge Zimmerman with Federal crimes. That foot-drag will go on until Election '14, to keep the people of color whipped up and in the ( D)onk camp, even though the facts of the Obama Administration's accomplishments can't be said to have benefited people of color at all, and have actually hurt them (see: Immigration and Amnesty therein).

There's REALLY nothing to see here, but DON"T move along, please, I'm keeping count of who is stupid enough to think that there IS something to see.

Fox snooze

...makes a big deal out of some yahoo who claims to be the inventor of "printed guns". Guy is a blowhard, and it's unlikely he invented the technology of 3-D printers, or figured out the data set to run the printer to make an AR-15 lower or one of his so-called "Liberator" (stolen name) "Wikiguns".

He did appear on Fox snooze though, and insisted that they call him an "anarchist".

I can think of better names: plaigarizer, intellectual property thief come to mind. Raving ego-maniac is a given. Pro-gun spokesman is NOT given. This guy has less to do with defending the Second Amendment than my pet cat.

The opposition does seem to have suckered in on the "invisibility quotient" of the "Wikigun" pistol. Look, airport scanners can detect liquid, for Christ's sake, of course they will see the "Wikigun". Didn't we go over this whole basket of over-ripe tripe 25 or 30 years ago with the Glock pistols? Haven't the scanners improved markedly in the meanwhile?

Go away, Wiki-archist. you are boring us, and please don't think you've counted any coup by getting a few idiot Democrats to rise to your bait. I could put a fresh egg in the microwave, explode it (yes, they go boom if you throw the energy to them without breaking the egg-sac first) and say I had just discovered that chickens can lay explosive eggs, put a vid of it on You Tube and the idiotarians in the (D)onk Party would try to ban chickens.

No, the "printed gun" is not the end of Gun Control.

Remember that Gun Control is not about controlling guns, printed or not. it's about controlling PEOPLE with guns.

The Right Hand vs. the Left Hand

So, what useful thing is Rivrdog up to today?

I'm acquainting the Oregon Right Hand with the Oregon Left Hand, that's what.

I got a letter from the Oregon Dept of Justice, demanding to know all about my tax-exempt corporation, the Willboat Education Foundation.

So, I have retrieved the Incorporation packet I got from the Secretary of State Corporate Division, I've copied the entire package of 8 pages, added to it the IRS form granting my company it's tax-exempt status, and also added the completed three-page questionaire from the DOJ, and I will now mail it off to the State Department of Justice, after adding $1.32 postage to the large manilla envelope.

Grrrrr.! Now they wonder why we think Government sucks?

There's a reason to call them "Ass Press"

Two reasons, actually:

1. They are nincompoops. Utter crap flows from their newswire in a constant stream.
2. They have their lips pressed so far into the ass of the Socialists and their agenda item of Gun Control that they can't get the brown off.

Example, current, common, one each

The AssPress article asks the question, of whether Costas overstepped his position, in it's title. The answer is a simple "Yes". The article then goes on to issue a "well, no" answer and deliver a standard lefty excuse that Costas' departure from sports to delve into social engineering and Civil Rights Denial is okay because, well, because his ideas "will keep us safe". Except they won't keep us safe, that science is settled; denying the Bill of Rights is not only unpatriotic, it's treasonable; and just because, well, a sports blatherer is supposed to stick to sports. That's why they're there, isn't it?

When I want to see ass-kissing of the serious sort, I always turn to the Ass Press.

For Maroon of the Month, I give you Bob Costas. Wotta Maroon!